One of these days, I swear I'm going to punt the neighbor's dog

She is even conveniently about the size and shape of a football.

Any time something larger than an insect moves in this dog's line of sight, she chases and barks incessantly until the provoker is at least 100 yards away from their house.

And to make it worse, I also get to listen to this nonstop from the owner. Cassie stop no cassie cassie leave the man alone cassie come here cassie no cassie hush cassie come inside cassie cassie cassie....

And the next time cassie actually listens to her owner will be the first.

OK, maybe punting the dog is an overreaction. Using violence to remove a vocal irritant wouldn't make me a very good person. Maybe I should just carry an air horn and blast that at the dog.

Posted: 07/31/2020 at 4:50PM

One of these days, I swear I'm going to punt the neighbor's dog -- Tafkam Hokie 07/31/2020 4:50PM

Well, Cassie's mom has got it going on ** -- 1MetroHokie 07/31/2020 8:12PM

That's a big ole can of nope -- Tafkam Hokie 07/31/2020 8:18PM

Wow!!! Now I feel sorry for the dog. ** -- 1MetroHokie 07/31/2020 8:27PM

My aunt's neighbor's dog was shot by another neighbor. The dog never left -- Vtskier1 07/31/2020 7:46PM

Oh, I would never hurt someone's pet just because it was annoying -- Tafkam Hokie 07/31/2020 8:37PM

Cassies never listen. ** -- Hurley09 07/31/2020 5:30PM

Especially when they're named 'Carrie'. Eventually this dog will snap. ** -- KCHokie2 07/31/2020 9:07PM

Cassie, Cassie, Cassie! ** -- YardBird 07/31/2020 7:07PM

Dogs named Cassie are the Karens of the dog world. ** -- Late 80s Hokie 07/31/2020 7:17PM

Two words. ** -- Major Kong 07/31/2020 5:26PM

I hate dog owners. ** -- Stork 07/31/2020 5:24PM

Yeah, those guys are Bad Newz. ** -- KCHokie2 07/31/2020 8:57PM

Tazer, mercilessly ** -- LonghornHokie 07/31/2020 5:15PM

The dog is so small, I think a taser would make it explode. ** -- Tafkam Hokie 07/31/2020 5:17PM

Close by neighbor, I assume. There is a product you could buy. I had a -- Late 80s Hokie 07/31/2020 5:12PM

Or he could just use strychnine biscuits. ** -- YardBird 07/31/2020 7:07PM

Some folks like water. Some folks like wine. I like the taste.... -- Late 80s Hokie 07/31/2020 7:11PM

Do they make something similar you can put in a pocket -- Tafkam Hokie 07/31/2020 5:16PM

I haven't looked into it recently (ie, 10+ years) but you could probably -- Late 80s Hokie 07/31/2020 6:37PM

I have a little clicker that emits a high pitched -- GreenvilleVT 07/31/2020 5:44PM

Can you send Cassie's mom & dad a link to this thread? ** -- PhotoHokieNC 07/31/2020 5:09PM

My beagle is an incessant barker -- but only from inside the house -- Hokie Fiji 07/31/2020 5:06PM

My beagle barked when she was on the trail of a rabbit. -- EDGEMAN 07/31/2020 9:53PM

Not a fan of lil yappers, ill arsed chihuahua's et.al. ** -- astrohokie 07/31/2020 5:00PM

So, Karen owns Cassie. ** -- TomTurkey 07/31/2020 4:58PM

Terrible Dog Owner. ** -- HokieNLot11 07/31/2020 4:58PM

Twofer - punt the dog and the owner. Preferably with one swing. ** -- VermontHokie 07/31/2020 4:55PM

Don't do that. Go for the points and try the FG at least once ** -- Hokie Fiji 07/31/2020 4:52PM

One of these days, I swear I'm going to punt the neighbor's dog

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